Fill in the blank: I would never date a guy who _________
Wears affliction or Ed Hardy crap.
Drives a lifted truck.
Has ugly hands and feet.
Sunday, February 28, 2010
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What's worse, poked in the eye with a jabby finger, or from a flying spitwad?
How jabby is the finger? haha. I'll go with the finger
Friday, February 26, 2010
Thursday, February 25, 2010
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Would you rather milk a cow with your mouth, or attempt to milk a feral cat?
feral cat feral cat feral cat.
Saturday, February 20, 2010
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Where in the world is Carmen SanDiego?
My psychic abilities say Ohio...at a Leisure World...still keeping with her shenanigans.
Thursday, February 18, 2010
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What is your(second) biggest regret?
Second? Does that mean you know my first? Wait what is my first? Well one time I cried at a party and Ivy and Leslie saw it. Knowing those (insert derogatory word here), they probably thought they were the ones who made me cry (long story) but 1. I was pissed drunk 2. I was telling a friend something really emotional and 3. Those girls think way too much of themselves and so they think they can make some sort of impact. So maybe I don't regret it but I sure hate how they think they made me cry.
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
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Would you rather wrestle an alligator or a porcupine, to the death?
Shit...probably the porcupine. I'd just make sure to put on some goggles and good chain maille and tell myself that the porcupine is a rat version of John Meyer. Good?
Saturday, February 13, 2010
Nodar Kumaritashvili :(
What did he think those last .005 seconds? Did he know that was it? I mean there were crashes before and no one got hurt. I wonder if he even had a bad feeling before he began. I just can't get over that image.
I'm completely distraught.
Update: "They tested that track on my son."
Luger told dad: 'I Will Either Win or Die' article.
And then they blamed it on the kid! Mistakes shouldn't result in death assholes.
I'm completely distraught.
Update: "They tested that track on my son."
Luger told dad: 'I Will Either Win or Die' article.
And then they blamed it on the kid! Mistakes shouldn't result in death assholes.
Friday, February 12, 2010
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
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Would you sleep with me?
Literally yes, but with clothes on. Hints as to who this is would please me so!
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
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What kind of alcohol do you drink?
Well I don't have a favorite type of alcohol. I drink usually gin and tonics or vodka with orange juice or cranberry. Oh and beer in michelada form. Rum is pretty gross and so is jager but if I can't really taste it then I will drink it.
Sunday, February 7, 2010
Estupid.
Chinese Girl Wants To Look Just Like MiserAlba (for a weirdo).
Though she already kinda looks like her. I wonder if she has Jessica as her facebook doppelganger? Oh wait, they aren't allowed to facebook. Nevermind.
Friday, February 5, 2010
So what was supposed to be only a late night dish washing and kitchen cleaning...
turned out to actually be an emergency water change for our fish tank. My favorite eel was acting strange, rubbing herself relentlessly on the rocks and plants, swimming sideways, laying on her side. So in attempt to save her life I decided to change the water (eels are highly sensitive). Unfortunately she died as I was taking the water out. I've never been so sad over a damn fish but seeing her clearly uncomfortable (she was scrapping her skin off) and suffering made me feel awful. So in an attempt to make me feel better, this post is going to be her official obituary.
Spaghetti Noodle was an awesome, friendly, happy, playful and beautiful little eel. I was sincerely looking forward to her growing larger and to having her sit on our hands to feed (they do that!). I'm going to miss her poking her little head out of James rowing thing and how she would follow my finger along the glass and her playing around and being affectionate with Mr. Goby (her boyfriend who also tried to peck at her when she died but I'm going to say he was just trying to wake her up).
And yes she was so cool I even took a picture of her :) So long Spaghetti Noodle! I'm sorry I couldn't save you. This is a truly sad day.
Spaghetti Noodle was an awesome, friendly, happy, playful and beautiful little eel. I was sincerely looking forward to her growing larger and to having her sit on our hands to feed (they do that!). I'm going to miss her poking her little head out of James rowing thing and how she would follow my finger along the glass and her playing around and being affectionate with Mr. Goby (her boyfriend who also tried to peck at her when she died but I'm going to say he was just trying to wake her up).
And yes she was so cool I even took a picture of her :) So long Spaghetti Noodle! I'm sorry I couldn't save you. This is a truly sad day.
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
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